"You know this is your gala day?" "Well, I can only handle one gal a day, two would be too much!"

The above quote is taken from "Duck Soup", which features the Marx Brothers. The Marx Brothers define comedy. Before Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, John Belushi, even Bob Hope, there were the Marx Brothers. They didn't have to be rude, crude, or over the top, they were just funny being themselves. Yes, I realize their heyday was the 1930s, but classics never die.

Last night in Survivor, Ulong was reduced to one as Stephanie beat Bobby Jon in an immunity challenge at tribal council. Ulong should be added to ESPN's list of the 25 Worst Teams in the last 25 years. In the Apprentice, Net Worth lost for the 6th consecutive time as they failed to effectivelly market their new line of American Eagle clothing. Chris lost the credit card, but Angie got the boot as her presentation sounded like something you would hear in a high school speech class. 6 remain, and I have to say Tana is the favorite. She's 2-0 as a project manager, knows how to lead and be a team player.

In the Masters, first-round play was barely completed before the threat of lightning suspended play for the rest of the day. Chris DiMarco and David Howell lead, Vijay Singh is one back, Phil Mickelson (go Phil!!!) is three back, while Tiger Woods is seven back after running into some bad luck in his 1st round. The forecast looks good for the weekend, so the tournament should finish on Sunday.

That's all I got tonight. Any subject requests for future posts, let me know.